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Yes, there are rumors flying around what I did this past weekend...........There are all true! I did them all, it was fucking fantastic! I had a small orgy at my house! I did at least three of 'em! Christ I am amazing! I did so much I am fucking exhausted! I need a week just to recouperate! I was in rare form this past weekend.......even dressed different and shaved! Can ya imagine! I make a few changes and bang! I got people molesting me! I don't know what it was, me, the past full moon or what the hell! Insanity! Holy crap...........I feel used.........I'm not bitching..........

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solitaryangel
09:48 Jul 22 2008

For shame! Where are the photo's ? (lol)



Um..Im happy for you?

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Fira2
13:15 Jul 22 2008

I'm sorry I missed out on all the fun.

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Sinora
10:36 Jul 23 2008

In your dreams bud...lmao

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Yeah, nothing is at it seems..........alot of lost promises. Tonight was horrible, so many choices, nothing happened. I guess I am the ever popular backup. If I was not so drunk, I'd be upset. Fuck everybody..........I am way better evil............This shit makes me so sad, I am not real fond of being alone. Guess I just gotta deal with it. This just plain sucks ass..........

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Sinora
12:30 Jul 20 2008

Mmmm I'm having a hard time picturing you as evil hon.

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God knows where the hello I come up with this shit! There has to be some logical explaination for the pics. Plus, leaving doors open is my downfall.....I think someone was just being helpfull. For y'all that dont remember the "Petey" incident, I had flashbacks.....someone leaving the doll on my kitchen floor. Look back a dozen months ago in the journal. Just freaked out! You know how it is, you are used to your place being like it is and was, then coming home blitzed and shit! Something is different! I got carried away, but, welcome to my fucked up world..........shit happens all the time to me. I would not be shocked to come home and find someone in my bed.........depending on whatnot, could not be a bad thing...........

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Sinora
11:58 Jul 19 2008

Tis my considered opinion that you'r as mad as a box of frogs.....I like that lol

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KamarillaKaine
13:36 Jul 19 2008

amd mostly, we're all mad here :)

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solitaryangel
15:12 Jul 19 2008

Well, so long as your okay, I can forgive you are stark raving bonkers.

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Fira2
15:36 Jul 19 2008

I'm guessing this is why you called the other night. I'll be out tonight, maybe I'll stop by to see you and we can talk about it.

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I come home and find pictures of my fire department stuff! What the hell does this mean? Pics of me, and stuff! I am scared to death! What does this mean? Am I due to die? How did this shit end up on my desk? I am scared to death to lie down, what the fuck is going on? I am falling apart, who would do this to me, how did they get into my apartment? I am a wreak...............

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solitaryangel
10:52 Jul 18 2008

Bunk - did you report this to the police?

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Sinora
11:39 Jul 18 2008

If there were no signs of forced entry then he/she must have used a key.



Have you lost and then found your keys lately ? Does you landlord have a set ?



Change the locks and tell the police hon, this is not funny.

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I forgot that there are others out there that may not know what the hell I am talking about. I guess 'cause I am so used to them, I really don't know how to describe them. Are they french fries, hash browns,beelenies? I don't have the words to describe them. I just know they are seasoned chopped up potatoes. I know they taste good, or I would not buy them. They bake in the oven, so they just HAVE to taste good. People, give me some insight into this problem. Inquireing minds want to know!

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Sinora
09:57 Jul 16 2008

Well you could show us a picture of em lol

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solitaryangel
13:53 Jul 16 2008

As far as Im concerned, anything made with potatoes has to be good! Ill just go and google a picture.

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RemoteControl94
13:04 Jul 17 2008

Best way to describe tater tops are that they're baleenies in squares. Pretty much the same as a potato pancake you'd make in oil on top of the skillet.

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Come on! you all know you love 'em! Could be the tater tots, the evil crowns........whatever! Ya gotta love 'em! Trying to make some now, yeah, I am kinda dizzy right now. Should not have taken the vicoden and beer too close together. Hope I don't burn the little fuckers.......I lose track of time. I just blink and shit, it is 15 plus minutes later! Dammit...........gottta go check on 'em!

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Sinora
10:02 Jul 15 2008

Okay what's a potato puff ???

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solitaryangel
11:50 Jul 15 2008

Ah, what is a tater tot? Is it like a chip/french fry?

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Ahh, got your attention! Nice! Not too bad of a night, got to see some arena football, not too shabby! Kinda corny for some parts, those fucking fans are crazy! Make no mistake, I love my nfl team to death, but holy shit! Take a fucking valium! Cowbells? Megaphones? A fucing dinner triangle? WTF? You gotta be shitting me, a triangle...............are we in the open prarrie? They are fucking insane! Screaming like the worlds exsistance depends on the game? Gosh damn! I was kinda scared, being my first game and all..........by the way, the poor slobs lost the playoffs..............gheesh...

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bunk56
10:42 Jul 13 2008

Chris Walken*Need more cowbell!* Dammit!

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Sinora
13:21 Jul 13 2008

Ohhh you boys do so like to play lol

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Ok, now I am a coven defender! Outstanding I say! Cripes, I hope I don't fuck up as usual........times are tough, and I ain't got the brains to hang shit on! Tonight was bad! (before I learned the good news) I wanted to kick the shit out of a couple of morons in the bar.......I may have gotten my ass kicked in the process, but they were just plain mean. Disrespective pieces of shit is what I call 'em.......make people sad and upset because they are assholes! Sometimes I amaze myself that I control the urge to fucking rip the throats out of 'em..........fucking idiots, I'll deal with them later.........

All I can say is WTF? Did I fuck up, am I that fucking ugly? Christ..............

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Sinora
12:17 Jul 10 2008

...would that be ugly with or without underwear ?

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Fira2
13:31 Jul 10 2008

What happened? If you need to talk you can call me.

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Yes, they are still missing! I am moving on.....I went this whole weekend with my "regular" stuff. Cruised by a couple of cemetaries on my way home......nice night, ya know, when the sun is just starting to come up and everywhere the sky is turning light blue. But had to get home in time. I am very hungry, but could not take the risk to go out and get something.......need some sleep now.

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Sinora
10:34 Jul 06 2008

You were thinking to find your underwear in a cemetary ?

Omg maybe they are being used in some kind of satanic ritual ?

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Good grief..........my stuff is still missing! Who the hell would do this to me? It is weirding me out! I know it is only underware, but what the fuck? I lay awake at dawn thinking about it. What are they doing with them? Holding them fucking hostage? What do they want with me? I pray they are not "doing" stuff to them! Christ, this is worse that the "petey" incident........for fucks sake I moved! Do I have some sick asshat stalker? This is rediculous........now I gotta go shopping..........

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queenofchaos
11:57 Jul 04 2008

You make me crack up....shit you need to call me and tell me this one, hearing you saying it, will make me nearly piss my pants...

I miss talking to you...call me one of these nights...you know the number :)

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Sinora
18:16 Jul 04 2008

Maybe if you buy y-fronts you will have a greater chance of keeping em lmao

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solitaryangel
13:26 Jul 05 2008

Mate, I really hope it is a chick and not a "dude", ehh, creepy...

Some really ugly boxers perhaps? or, dry your personals indoors?

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You gotta be kidding me! Yeah, sorry........this happened a couple of days ago. But some sick fuck took my sexy/weekend undergarments! Left the unimportant shit I wear everyday to work, only the really "good" stuff! Yes, I feel like a douchebag hanging shit out on a clothesline..........I did not get a moment to go get a new dryer! I aint superman! WTF! I feel so dirty knowing some sick fuck is alone with, with......my stuff! What the hell has come of this world? Take my private stuff? I ain't some teen age hussy......give my fucking stuff back! I have been having nightmares lately...........somebody touching my stuff, maybe rubbing peanut butter on themselves........muttering my name.......doing god knows what. Damn, what a sick, sick world this is..........Give me some peace dammit!

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Sinora
10:31 Jul 01 2008

lMAO.

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solitaryangel
11:16 Jul 01 2008

Are you sure you really want your undergarments back?

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RemoteControl94
21:09 Jul 01 2008

You never cease to amaze me Brother

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queenofchaos
11:53 Jul 04 2008

OMFG...Is that what you have been up to Tommy? WTF...I think you are superman...that's why they stole yours....you sexy beast you!

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